Camberwellian looking super relaxed and chilled

With a look on her face like she’d mellowed out with a massive bong hit, a customer left her flotation session on a massive natural high, “That was amazing, I feel at one with the universe” she said to a flower. So what is flotation? It’s when you pay money to lie on top warm […]

With a look on her face like she’d mellowed out with a massive bong hit, a customer left her flotation session on a massive natural high, “That was amazing, I feel at one with the universe” she said to a flower.

So what is flotation? It’s when you pay money to lie on top warm water stacked with salts. It’s similar to the Dead Sea except a lot cheaper than travelling around the world to lie on top of really salty water.

There is also the added benefit of being in a closed off pod without light and no annoying tourists taking selfies. Used by people from all walks of life the cutting edge technology helps you forget about all the stressful malarkey that’s happening in your everyday life.

“Benefits from using flotation are varied. As well as falling asleep, one customer told me they had a one-on-one convo with Buddha,” said the boss of the healing establishment.

While he can’t make any guarantees he encourages people to come in and try their luck making contact with Prince, Muhammad Ali and Michael Jackson.

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