Two young scallywags who didn’t have enough money on their Myki cards had the b’jesus scared out of them when a group of ticket officers got on their carriage. To make matters worse their mucky feet were on the seats in front of them. Using puppy dog eyes and whiney apologies in an attempt to get out of paying their debt to society, the two officers actually doing some work remained unmoved, while the others stood round like the wankers they are and twiddled their thumbs.
When asked the reason why he put his feet on the seat, the male offender replied, “I have a pain in my lower lumbar.” Unfortunately for him, it was clear to the officers and all the passengers eavesdropping that he was talking out of the hole in his backside in a painful attempt to hide his guilt.
The officer meting out the punishment, who possibly had left school without reaching his full academic potential, wrote out two tickets on his dinky little notepad and left the pair to contemplate how to tell their parents they had flushed perfect good booze money down the toilet because of their irresponsible actions.