A poster in a local car park is luring in males to entertainment that is not in keeping with the high standards demanded of the citizens Camberwell.
“Schnitzel ’n’ Tits” is something you would expect to be attended by viewers of the Footy Show but is making local men curious and challenging their morality as they ask themselves questions such as, “I wonder what that’s like” and “I know I shouldn’t be interested but actually I really want to go.”
The disgusting institution whose website states, “Our sultry, sexy performers and babelicious barmaids will have you licking your lips, as will the schnitzels!” is located in central Melbourne and offers an depraved array of entertainment that you would expect from it’s name.
However, it rates very highly in its online reviews as punters shower accolades on the music and unfettered physical assets of the female employees.
“The perfect night out with the boys! 5 stars to the topless waitresses!” glows one customer, whose idea of a good night is probably not snuggling under a doona with his loved one for a Grey’s Anatomy marathon.