Weet-bix theft reaches epic proportions

Showing utter contempt for workplace protocol, the “Bix-Bandit” a criminal bereft of moral conscience, is stealing a colleague’s Weet-bix at an alarming rate.  As a last resort, a note has been put on the owner’s box to prevent an escalation that could lead to violent conflict. So upsetting was the crime, it also affected the […]

Showing utter contempt for workplace protocol, the “Bix-Bandit” a criminal bereft of moral conscience, is stealing a colleague’s Weet-bix at an alarming rate.  As a last resort, a note has been put on the owner’s box to prevent an escalation that could lead to violent conflict. So upsetting was the crime, it also affected the victim’s ability to spell Weet-bix correctly, instead writing Weeta-bix.  

“How am I supposed to trust again? Everyone I work with is a suspect. Not only am I at risk of going hungry but it’s affecting my relationships and my ability to function at work,” explained the victim, who has insisted The Camberwellian keep his identity a secret.  

As people become more educated about the importance of a nutritious breakfast, millions of people have taken steps to ensure they get a good start to the day.  Unable to eat at home due to lack of time brought on the by the invention of the alarm clock “snooze” button, the bleary-eyed multitude have put on their thinking caps and started leaving food at work.

However, the “Bix-Bandit” has put this positive trend at risk, with a combination of stealth and a wanton disregard for cordial work relations.  

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