All posts by "Bertram Montague-Smythe"

Having chased stories around the globe as a war correspondent The Camberwellian is delighted to have Montague-Smythe getting down to the nitty gritty and finding the stories that others can’t. A master of disguise and seduction he unearthed the true identity of the man who supplied Tony Abbott’s “budgie smugglers” and also won a Pulitzer Prize for some other thing.

After extensive research on the internet to find the best places in Melbourne to see celebrities, a person with nothing better to do with their life came across the website ...

Flying in the face of the belief that everyone is innocent until proven guilty, terrible haircuts influence the general public’s opinion long before a sentence is passed. “An average member ...

Getting into the Christmas spirit, Camberwell’s powers that be have tried to create a festive atmosphere to attract customers to the main shopping precinct. However, the “White Christmas” motif that ...

The year 2016 is to be charged for the mass murder of over 80 much-loved celebrities … and also Pete Burns. 2016 has sparked outrage amongst social media users with ...

Showing utter contempt for workplace protocol, the “Bix-Bandit” a criminal bereft of moral conscience, is stealing a colleague’s Weet-bix at an alarming rate.  As a last resort, a note has ...

Feeling frustrated by only having two supermarkets? Citizens of Camberwell will soon have a third supermarket to choose from – Aldi. In a risky move, Aldi is banking that local ...

Answering the call from neighbourhood watch signs around the area, superhero BurkeMan made his first appearance in Camberwell last week. The first sighting was on the roof of the TAB ...

With more tits and ass than a Berlusconi “Bunga Bunga” party Vikings is the perfect TV series to rev up your weekends. The action starts with our protagonist Ragnar involved ...

In a surprising confession, the mayor of New York Bill de Blasio has suggested that it should become more like Camberwell. “I know it sounds strange but when I saw ...

Deakin University has used the amazing new Roomba vacuum cleaner robot in a study to see how it impacts on the lives of married couples. “We gave 200 couples a ...

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