All posts by "Bertram Montague-Smythe"

Having chased stories around the globe as a war correspondent The Camberwellian is delighted to have Montague-Smythe getting down to the nitty gritty and finding the stories that others can’t. A master of disguise and seduction he unearthed the true identity of the man who supplied Tony Abbott’s “budgie smugglers” and also won a Pulitzer Prize for some other thing.

The weather is cold and wet, yet still they come.  Leaving everything they know behind, distraught refugees from the suburb of Hawthorn East are seeking asylum in Camberwell.  Arriving dishevelled ...

After being rejected by Malcolm Turnbull in his bid to be UN head honcho it was only a matter of time before Kevin Rudd threw his hat in the ring ...

A customer at Camberwell Woolworths, probably exhausted from work and the thought of having to get home and cook dinner for her brats, fumbled for an extended period of time ...

A pensioner on a mobility scooter ran over a slug, highlighting the increase of dangerous driving in Camberwell. Nobody knows the exact time the hit and run occurred and it ...

The anonymous people standing behind politicians making bogus announcements on TV and nodding their head in agreement are putting their health in grave danger according to a secret report leaked ...

Young larrikins influenced by hip-hop music and gangster movies from the US are spraying graffiti and turning Camberwell into a scene not far removed from “BOYZ n the HOOD.” Displaying ...

With a look on her face like she’d mellowed out with a massive bong hit, a customer left her flotation session on a massive natural high, “That was amazing, I ...

In an attempt to gain traction in the luxury brand market Camberwell Target will change the pronunciation of their name to sound French. “From this day forth Camberwell Target will ...

Although Camberwell is officially the greatest place to live in the universe, it has to share borders with some lesser suburbs to make up the city of Boroondara; a controversial ...

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