All posts by "Madam T. Widdles"

A retired dominatrix that has a wealth of experience dealing with every strata of Australian society, she is well-versed in pleasures of the flesh. Always looking to learn new skills, she is currently learning baby chiropractic. Madam T.Widdles also writes for the Herald Sun under the pseudonym Andrew Bolt and her insightful commentary is well respected by the fair people of Victoria.

Before he died, famed moviemaker Stanley Kubrick wanted to make a porno but instead, he made the movie Eyes Wide Shut, which Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman starred in together. ...

A local canine has explained his annoyance at being treated like he is in the movie Fifty Shades of Grey. “Woof woof woof woof…..woof grrrrrr woof!” Now thanks to the amazing ...

Google and Ticketek have combined to send a local on a wild goose chase that has left him distraught, tired and losing faith in mankind. Having booked two tickets for ...

Summer is here and as the mercury rises people are going to swimming pools to cool down. However, what at first seemed like a good idea has had disastrous consequences ...

As if proof were needed, First Dates is giving yet another platform to show wankers will do anything to get on TV. The format is very similar to the British version of ...

A vicious catfight woke a multitude of hard-working Camberwellians that had to go to work the next day and contribute to the betterment of Australia through their taxes and paying ...

While walking along Burke Road a myriad of advertisements claim to be the elixir of youth in the form of moisturising creams, enticing the matrons of Camberwell who are regulars ...

For years the act of old men pulling up their pants so high that they were in line with their belly button was a source of ridicule and amusement to ...

Whilst the sexual positions in renowned 1970’s sexual almanac The Joy of Sex can be found these days in your average teenie-bopper music video, nothing could prepare a curious adolescent who ...

A traveller looking for an alternative to the central city is staying in Camberwell because of it’s wonderful shopping and convenient transport links. “Why would I pay a fortune in ...

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