All posts by "Madam T. Widdles"

A retired dominatrix that has a wealth of experience dealing with every strata of Australian society, she is well-versed in pleasures of the flesh. Always looking to learn new skills, she is currently learning baby chiropractic. Madam T.Widdles also writes for the Herald Sun under the pseudonym Andrew Bolt and her insightful commentary is well respected by the fair people of Victoria.

A party quickly got out of hand in the quiet environs of Fairholm Grove and led to a call being made to the local police. Upset that they were interrupted ...

A well-known medical facility in Camberwell worried that the privacy of its patients is under threat has taken measures to protect it. People had been using the clinic as a ...

Two young scallywags who didn’t have enough money on their Myki cards had the b’jesus scared out of them when a group of ticket officers got on their carriage. To ...

In a scourge that threatens to ruin the aesthetic beauty of Camberwell, people are not returning their shopping trolleys and leaving them in suburban streets not far from the shopping ...

An inconsiderate bastard who couldn’t be arsed returning his books on time received an unpleasant glare from the local librarian. Obviously a repeat offender, no doubt the thought of getting ...

Two daredevils climbed to the top of one of Camberwell’s taller glass buildings. Masquerading as window cleaners the adrenaline junkies risked life and limb as on-lookers gasped at their life-threatening ...

A man disguised as a Rotarian collected gold coins at Camberwell market to fund his hedonistic lifestyle. The con artist under name suppression told the court lurid tales of his ...

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