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Flying in the face of the belief that everyone is innocent until proven guilty, terrible haircuts influence the general public’s opinion long before a sentence is passed. “An average member of the public makes up their mind about you in ...

The year 2016 is to be charged for the mass murder of over 80 much-loved celebrities … and also Pete Burns. 2016 has sparked outrage amongst social media users with @raceysusan dubbing it, “The worst year ever…famous peeps [sic] are ...

Showing utter contempt for workplace protocol, the “Bix-Bandit” a criminal bereft of moral conscience, is stealing a colleague’s Weet-bix at an alarming rate.  As a last resort, a note has been put on the owner’s box to prevent an escalation ...

In a despicable oversight, the powers that be in our humble shire have let the glory of the Camberwell Civic Centre sign go to seed. As the summer arrives, the plants around the sign have run amok and if not ...

Answering the call from neighbourhood watch signs around the area, superhero BurkeMan made his first appearance in Camberwell last week. The first sighting was on the roof of the TAB where the shadier elements of society tend to hang out. ...

A pensioner on a mobility scooter ran over a slug, highlighting the increase of dangerous driving in Camberwell. Nobody knows the exact time the hit and run occurred and it is unlikely forensic scientists are willing to use their considerable ...

A man disguised as a Rotarian collected gold coins at Camberwell market to fund his hedonistic lifestyle. The con artist under name suppression told the court lurid tales of his adventures, “Once the money started coming in I couldn’t control ...

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